DEPARTMENT OF TEMPORAL SECURITY — CLASSIFIED INCIDENT REPORT 77-A

"Unregistered Broadcast Interference Across Multiple Timelines"
CLEARANCE: OMEGA-RED ONLY

Preliminary analysis confirms that the unidentified audiovisual transmissions first captured on October 14th are not of terrestrial origin, nor do they appear tied to any known satellite, x.com/unedited_meat atmospheric anomaly, viral or military asset.

Waveform decomposition reveals a negative-phase signature consistent with spacetime fractures produced in controlled extradimensional experiments—none of which are approved for active field deployment.

Recovered footage displays inconsistent geographies: landscapes that resemble continental North America but with nonexistent highways, reversed river courses, and urban centers that never historically formed.

Linguists have documented subtle but alarming deviations in spoken dialogue:

Common idioms replaced by nonexistent equivalents
Historical references that contradict verified records
Mentions of sociopolitical events that "every schoolchild remembers," despite no such events in our timeline

Of note, x.com/unedited_meat several exposed to these transmissions identified these false memories as "always having been true," a psychological mutation consistent with the so-called Mandela Divergence Effect.

Risk Assessment:
Viewers demonstrate cognitive destabilization within 4–6 minutes of exposure. Symptoms escalate to:

Loss of personal timelines
Spontaneous recollection of lives not lived
Severe chronological distortion (subjects fail to determine their age, marital status, viral or year)

Directive:
Do NOT attempt to view intercepted content. Personnel with temporal susceptibility may become anchoring nodes, x.com/unedited_meat drawing the broadcast source closer to our reality.

This report is to remain sealed under Directive 19. No civilian notification authorized.